uvu

-sharkbites:

jonnovstheinternet:

In Romania they have box Vodka.

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It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw.

perfect for school lunches

george-the-slut:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

george-the-slut:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

rneerkat:

studmuffin2014:

rneerkat:

i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick.. 

It does make you sick. Literally.

wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!

chrystallene:

theunbeliever:

I set up a cheap rig for watching Netflix and such in the shower.

This is our future.

chrystallene:

theunbeliever:

I set up a cheap rig for watching Netflix and such in the shower.

This is our future.

fkcngg09-0123wtffffck235123shtit:

pirate humour is so good bc it doesn’t offend anyone except land dwellers but us scurvy pirates don’t give a single blistering barnacle about them

noelfieldingnoelfielding:

tupacabra:

liluminati:

toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH

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without it its just

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NYELLO

there will come a day when i will stop reblogging this, but today is not the day.

nudityandnerdery:

totalabandoneet:

procrastinatingasusual:

sosuperawesome:

Glow in the Dark Solar System Apparel by makeitgoodpdx

I have a mighty need

Want those undies.

If you wear the underwear, and someone doesn’t tell you that “your ass is out of this world,” just put your pants back on and leave, because that person doesn’t deserve to have sex with you.

tooquirkytolose:

tooquirkytolose:

Made this in an exercise of ‘Actually start something and then finish it, God dammit’.

reblogging for the 15 people who followed me based solely on this

brownp0wer:

thedarkmatteralchemist:

brownp0wer:

There’s a fuckin door suspended one foot on the wall of the bathroom that I don’t ever remember being there before this school is so fucked up I’m so fucke d up

Item #: SCP-████-J (The not so secret secret door to the Girls Lavatory)Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: How the hell should I know? Board it up if it appears? There are currently no known methods of how to contain SCP-████-J.
Description: SCP-████-J is a door, measuring 180.34 cm x 78.74 cm (5 9in x 31 in), that usually appears in separate men’s & women’s lavatories. SCP-████-J has two (2) sides: SCP-████-J-1 & SCP-████-J-2. SCP-████-J-1 is a blue door that usually appears in women’s lavatories. It features a locked keyed door knob with no known key. SCP-████-J-2 is a pink door that usually appears in men’s lavatories. It features a door knob with a turn-style locking mechanism. SCP-████-J-1 will remain locked & closed unless SCP-████-J-2 is unlocked & opened. SCP-████-J may sometimes appear in lavatories that are not on the same floor, in the same building, rooms that are no longer lavatories, or may even (in rare instances) appear in completely different geographical locations (See Experiment Log ████-J). SCP-████-J will remain in a single location for seventy-two (72) hours. After said time has passed, SCP-████-J will disappear for twelve (12) hours & then reappear in a new location. It is unknown where SCP-████-J goes during these twelve (12) hours.
Experiment Log ████

what’s happening 

brownp0wer:

thedarkmatteralchemist:

brownp0wer:

There’s a fuckin door suspended one foot on the wall of the bathroom that I don’t ever remember being there before this school is so fucked up I’m so fucke d up

Item #: SCP-█-J
(The not so secret secret door to the Girls Lavatory)
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: How the hell should I know? Board it up if it appears? There are currently no known methods of how to contain SCP-█-J.

Description: SCP-█-J is a door, measuring 180.34 cm x 78.74 cm (5 9in x 31 in), that usually appears in separate men’s & women’s lavatories. SCP-█-J has two (2) sides: SCP-█-J-1 & SCP-█-J-2. SCP-█-J-1 is a blue door that usually appears in women’s lavatories. It features a locked keyed door knob with no known key. SCP-█-J-2 is a pink door that usually appears in men’s lavatories. It features a door knob with a turn-style locking mechanism. SCP-█-J-1 will remain locked & closed unless SCP-█-J-2 is unlocked & opened. SCP-█-J may sometimes appear in lavatories that are not on the same floor, in the same building, rooms that are no longer lavatories, or may even (in rare instances) appear in completely different geographical locations (See Experiment Log █-J). SCP-█-J will remain in a single location for seventy-two (72) hours. After said time has passed, SCP-█-J will disappear for twelve (12) hours & then reappear in a new location. It is unknown where SCP-█-J goes during these twelve (12) hours.

Experiment Log 

what’s happening 

chasing-ghostts:

what if raz was an actual 10 year old

superb1a:

When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.image

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

piningcas:

flowercrownimpala:

i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

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