May 2013
owlcitymordred:
elliemusica:
owlcitymordred:
TUMBLR ON THE BBC NEWS
WHAT?
IT WAS ON THE 10 O’CLOCK NEWS AND THEY WERE LIKE TUMBLR IS FOR CATS WEARING TIES AND PICTURES OF LAUGHING GIRLS EATING SALAD AND THEY COMMENTED OF DAVID KARP’S STATEMENT AND THEY HAD TO BLUR OUT THE ‘FUCK YEAH’ AT THE END
tardisol:
i-amwho-i-am:
what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you realize it’s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the end?
what if you read it up to where you are now and then you realize that there’s only like three pages left when you get there
joolabee:
the word “stop” has been frozen at the center of my screen for several days now. Literally nothing makes it go away
and I just
warpedesto:
do you ever just
make a friend and think
I am so glad this friend is mine
teacher: its time to watch a movie
students: yay
teacher: bill nye the science guy
students: YES HFUCKYUBDHXUJHNIUFHDIjYAGEYSBYSYSUBBUIIKYDYSBUYGSUYDyrhUYSBNSYUHDYU
a riot begins as one student stands on a table and conducts the class, creating an eight part harmony rendition of the bill nye theme song
me every morning: maybe ill find out im an anime protagonist today
cybergay:
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
agentscully:
WHO NEEDS EXTREME SPORTS WHEN MAKING GROWNUP PHONE CALLS GIVES ME MORE ADRENALINE THAN I WILL EVER NEED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
catpun:
PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE
Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
femin-isms:
reblog and i’ll draw a picture based on your URL
A shitty reaction image
tkseoul:
Nothing like a bad photoshop. Use this for whatever.
greywardensexual:
DO YOU EVER START LISTENING TO AN AUDIO POST AND THEN START SCROLLING DOWN YOUR DASH JAMMING OUT BUT THEN YOU COME ACROSS ANOTHER AUDIO POST AND YOUR LIKE “oH„„ I WANT TO LISTEN TO THAT ONE TOO” BUT THE OTHER AUDIO POST IS STILL GOING AND IT’S TOO FAR UP YOUR DASH TO BOTHER SCROLLING BACK UP TO PAUSE SO YOUR JUST CAUGHT THERE STARING AT THE POST YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO CAUGHT IN...
tf2 community: UGH fucking PYROS why don't they ever AIRBLAST ME WHEN IM ON FIRE!!!!!!!!! fuckin noobs
a pyro: oh ok I'll airblast you next time sorry
tf2 community: OH FUCK IM ON FIRE IM ON FIRE BALARHRHGH TIME TO RUN AROUND LIKE A CHICKEN WITH ITS HEAD CUT OFFF
a pyro: ok calm down I can save you
a pyro: no stop moving
a pyro: get back here stop running away from me you fucking doofus you're gonna get us killed
a pyro: I said come back stop oh fuck it I'm never airblasting again
tf2 community: UGH fucking PYROS why don't they ever AIRBLAST ME WHEN I'M ON FIRE!!!!!!! fuckin noobs
pizza:
egberts:
wing-san:
egberts and pizza seem to show up whenever they are mentioned. Like. Where do you people find the time??
its pretty easy when u tag us
preach sista
sweeneytad:
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
abarestorytotell:
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
dnlhern:
i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
rhydonmyhardon:
oh so you’re into boys who don’t play by the rules huh? * bites into string cheese stick without peeling* mmm taste the rebellion
meladoodle:
*throws coins at strippers really hard*
nile-sea:
OKAY SO I TOLD MY FRIEND TO READ HOMESTUCK BUT SHE SAID NO
SHE FINALLY READ IT TODAY
BUT SHE SKIPPED TO ACT FIVE
THIS WAS THE FANTROLL SHE MADE
HELP
4 tags
meladoodle:
juilan:
My ears. They are ringing.
are u gonna answer em
annoyedteengirl:
when you see someone you don’t want to talk to
oldcoyote:
do you ever see photosets from a fandom you’re not a part of and want to reblog it just because it’s so pretty
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
