ssbgifs:

Reason #62 to play Male Wii Fit Trainer.

ssbgifs:

Reason #62 to play Male Wii Fit Trainer.

1. If you don’t like the way he kisses you, you won’t like the way he fucks you. Get up and leave.

2. If he won’t go down on you, but expects you to go down on him, laugh. Get up and leave.

3. If you don’t want to do something and he doesn’t respect that, slap him round the face. Get up and leave.

4. If he isn’t okay with the imperfections on your skin, if he says they turn him off, get up and leave.

5. If you don’t want to shave your legs and he thinks that’s disgusting and refuses to touch them, get up and leave.

6. If he doesn’t see your body as a masterpiece, as a complete work of art, get up and leave.

7. If he makes you feel uncomfortable about any part of your body, get up and leave.

Get up and leave // E.E (via be-fearless-brave-and-kind)

Love this so much

(via manderzzzz17)

passive-aggressive-animatronics:

Freddy: “Suck my update 'losers', I'm 'hip' now.”

Chica: “More like you need a hip, OOOOOH SMACK DOWN.”

Freddy: “…How fucking dare you.”

grimelords:

I had a dream about a cowboy movie last night and I woke up to write it down so I would remember

grimelords:

I had a dream about a cowboy movie last night and I woke up to write it down so I would remember

eatagoodlife:

Xiaolongbao 小籠 Shanghainese steamed mini-buns, filled with meat morsels and soup inside. Some with crab butter! Love them. 

Also endearing known as “Bruce Lee’s buns,” due to the fact that his Chinese given name is Xiaolong 小籠, which means “Little Dragon.”

2-cat-comedy:

too-much-gayhem:

queenanthai:

esosique:

iamthespacecadet:

kat8brains:

videohall:

This girl is insane, I think

> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.

> Her neighbors must hate her.

…this is impressive as fuck, man.

What a perfect human

It just keeps going.

what the fuck did I just watch

Do you think she is available for hire

I think about this video every single day.

carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

sengawolf:

terrestrial-organic-matter:

VIVA LA REVOLUTION

wHY IS THERE A CRUSTACEAN IN THE LAB

MEHOYNOYNEHOY

carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

sengawolf:

terrestrial-organic-matter:

VIVA LA REVOLUTION

wHY IS THERE A CRUSTACEAN IN THE LAB

MEHOYNOYNEHOY

asapscience:

"Sup bro?" Just a little human to tarantula fist bumping, to prove the existence of interspecies bromance. 

asapscience:

"Sup bro?" 

Just a little human to tarantula fist bumping, to prove the existence of interspecies bromance. 

I can’t with this sign because

saltandpuff:

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BACK FOOT OPEN

RUB RUB 7 DAYS

rootehful:

steampoppunk:

"ah yes an article about a transgender person. time to read the comments i bet they are all very supportive" - me for some god damn shit fucking reason

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dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

the-sockdrawer:

INTESTINE SOCKS - $12 USD

Show everyone how gutsy you are with these creepy-cool intestine socks! Available in men’s and women’s sizes at sockdrawer.com!

shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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