How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

  • *Man walks into a store and finds employee*
  • Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
  • Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
  • Man: I never filled out an application.
  • Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
  • Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
  • Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
  • Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
  • Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
  • Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
  • Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
  • Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
  • Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
  • Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
  • Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
  • Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
  • Employee:
  • Man:
  • Employee:
  • Man: Fuck you, slut.
themelissar1:

Let’s Celebrate!
some chibi styled Foxy and Chica

themelissar1:

Let’s Celebrate!

some chibi styled Foxy and Chica

My relationship with my followers

  • Me: ask me anything guys, nothing is off the limits.
  • Followers:
  • Me:
  • Followers:
  • Me: okay, I'll just reblog some pictures.

loudlybloggingtomyself:

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

#fightlamewhiteboys2014

ramheadedgirl:

knight

ramheadedgirl:

knight

braingremlin:

i’ve been looking thru hundreds of photos of 90s furry conventions for the past few days

relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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thecutestofthecute:

More dogs with their babies.

katara:

janemba:

qualitymeat:

LMAO STOP

I love this so much

i love how she didn’t know if that joke was going to flop or not she surprised herself i love it 

awwww-cute:

Debated rescuing one or two, certain we made the right choice

awwww-cute:

Debated rescuing one or two, certain we made the right choice

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

sinonsan:

suckmymara:

sinonsan:

do you ever “accidentally” lay down in your bed when you are tired, but you have to do things, and find yourself trapped in the everlasting comfortableness of your bed.

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THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT

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kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

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